Post by Lisa Fogarty.
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A Montana lawmaker named David Moore introduced a bill that called for all yoga pants to be banned from the public because the sight of a woman's shapely, unshapely, or half-shapely derriere clad in tight beige pants could threaten the economy, affect our country's morale, and probably set off World War III. But why stop there? There are a lot of other things that need covering pronto.
We figured we'd help Moore and any other lawmaker who supports the yoga pants ban by providing a list. Do it for all of the men in the nation who can't trust that they'll be faithful to their wives if you don't. Do it for families. And, most importantly, do it for your country.
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